How to Cook a Moose
“If only I had this recipe before I started”
Your next friends and family gathering is the perfect opportunity to cook a moose. You’ll be the life of the party!
The first thing to know is the bigger the better. The moose I mean, not the family. Pick a good ripe one. You can tell by the hollow sound when you thump it with your fingers. Again, we’re talking about the moose. You can cut a “plug” out of the middle to check for quality, but this is very tricky and I don’t suggest it.